Heffalumps & Woozles

The theme chosen for HOTTBAP 2009 was When we were very young. Several edible possibilities sprang to mind, such as Farley’s Rusks (with lurking sugar) and Shark Infested Custard, but some of the wonderful Splintered Light proved irresistible, so I went for Heffalumps & Woozles.

Heffalumps, Woozles and Friends
Heffalumps, Woozles and Friends

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Dodgy Platter HoTT Army – v 1.0

A poster on the HOTT mailing list who wishes to remain anonymous posted this list as part of a thread involving reindeer and other exotic meets:

  • Rod Hull & Emu – (Really Irritating) Hero General
  • Chefs with Cleavers Mounted On Reindeer – Knights
  • Chefs with Barbie Forks Mounted On Kangaroos – Riders
  • Springbok – (Really Weedy) Beasts
  • Crocodile – Land/Water Lurker
  • Shark – Water Lurker
  • Heavily Disguised Sheep’s Testicles – Sneaker

Mmmmmmm, tasty!