Dodgy Platter HoTT Army – v 1.0

A poster on the HOTT mailing list who wishes to remain anonymous posted this list as part of a thread involving reindeer and other exotic meets:

  • Rod Hull & Emu – (Really Irritating) Hero General
  • Chefs with Cleavers Mounted On Reindeer – Knights
  • Chefs with Barbie Forks Mounted On Kangaroos – Riders
  • Springbok – (Really Weedy) Beasts
  • Crocodile – Land/Water Lurker
  • Shark – Water Lurker
  • Heavily Disguised Sheep’s Testicles – Sneaker

Mmmmmmm, tasty!